I am not Herbert Walker!
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(Vigil) ANTI-ILLUMINATI
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Get to know "THEM"
Floor 13 is a controversial thriller inspired by actual events. In the game you control an office housed on the 13th floor of an anonymous office block, deep in the heart of London's Docklands. You discover how scandals are averted, subversive elements controlled, undesirables eliminated and 'incidents' covered up. |
A.I.D.D. AGENTS
A.I.D.D. agents are mankind's last hope to defeat the evil machinations of the Bavarian Illuminati. With these intrepid agents on our side I am absolutely certain we will sabotage the Illuminati's master plan, whatever it may be. With these 5 brave souls on the job we can all sleep better at night.
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The victim of a diabolical CIA plot, Agent Spicoli is the leader of this group of misfits. Spicoli's blank stare is the result of an LSD experiment gone awry. Also, a victim of a Communist plot to share pizza. |
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The brains behind the operation, Sloth is actually what a normal human being would look like if unexposed to water fluoridation. BABY RUTH!!! |
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After faking his own death, Bob Ross began growing hempand watching reruns of his old show. He's been sleeping on the couch since 1998.
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The Government began experimenting on JJ Evans at a young age by placing him in the "Projects". The CIA then began introducing drugs and HIV into the inner cities during the 1980's. Today over 2 million people in the U.S. are imprisoned largely because of the so-called "War on Drugs".
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Very little is known about Agent 23, except that he enjoys the smell of fragrant cheeses. |
If you know the fnord and know
Eris Discordia, you need not fear the result of a hundred turkey curses. If
you know Eris Discordia but not the fnord, for every golden apple gained you
will also suffer a golden worm.
--Fallen Archbishop Falcomus "Der Kommissar" Fenderson